Friday, January 21, 2011

i love voyeurism and oregon

Computer lab observation 5,236

There is a young man dressed up all nice in a seasonal sweater and it is this dog’s day. No doubt about it. Apparently he just got a haircut that could allow him to do the “jedi padawan pony tail” that all hipsters covet. It is his day because he is sitting there spread legged with one girl standing in between his legs leaning forward pulling all his hair back. No bother that even from this viewing point ten feet away I can tell that this girl’s bra isn’t from JC Penny, one can only imagine how great his point of view is, two inches from her collar bone. Now that is not all, this lucky lil’puppy has got girl number two taking all the pulled back hair and winding it into the post-masculine pony tail. Not to bother that every time she wants to say something to him she puts her chin on his shoulder and breaths it into his ear. With pony tail secured girl number two leaves but cleavage girl number one stays to not so much chat but stare him down and run her hand up and down the small of his back. Every dog gets his day; some get theirs in the middle of the computer lab. Glad everyone including a creepy kid wearing and “green heart Oregon” shirt are watching. But does this dog enjoy his moment of pimpage or thinking that everyone sees him as a pimp more?

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