There is a beautiful site just across the lane in the computer lab. A young gal in a horrendous pink and green sweater, sporting a robin egg blue cardigan. She is eating Joe Joes which in the lab is a no no. On her screen is a large diagram of a female vagina with the bold words “Orgasm” printed on the top.
The whole miniscule scene is a fantastic moment. For even I know with all my game and show that I would still feel pretty “funky” with a big ol’display of the orgasmic goings-on of the female body on my screen in the bustling pre-lunch hours in the TSC computer lab. This girl doesn’t even stop there no this girl is quickly becoming my C-lab hero. SHES EATING JOE JOES WITH HONEY MUSTARD!!!! (Pause for effect) IN THE COMPUTER LAB!! I have a guilt trip every time (ohhhhhh jeez she’s now on real live photos of the ovulation process) the prowling computer lab techie comes near my sector and I am watching hulu. This girl is doing it all and you know what she just don’t care. I catch the girl next to her look over at her screen with a horrified look. Not that she should have any reason too but alas we all have our limits and boundaries, apparently out of sight out of mind and in her body her motto. I do believe the moment has passed since the slide on her monitor is a picture of Humphrey Bogart being turned down by Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca promoting abstinence. Such is my luck that I was able to see such an awesome display of total isolation from social norms. She is such a rebel!!! Now I will check my facebook listen to cold war kids and watch that gorgeous red head across the lab walk to the desk to get her printed documents. Creepy yeah I know but I am so motivated to not care right now.
